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Why We Should Finally Embrace the Bidet
It’s Time to Get our Butt in Gear
Who would’ve thought that the first sign of the apocalypse was the lack of toilet paper? I certainly didn’t.
Listen, my butt loves plush toilet paper as much as the next person. But we need to be better prepared for the next deadly outbreak, don’t we? Obviously, Covid-19 is expected to change our society in plenty of ways. From upping our standards of cleanliness for years to come to businesses actually providing sicks day (about damn time). But both of those are predictable changes. What we didn’t predict?
The Rise of the Bidet.
Shortly after the toilet paper drought of 2020, I realized that was the future. No more wiping our shit on fluffy tree pulp.
I’ve been to Europe and seen first hand the innovative technology of the bidet. I still remember the first time I sat my ass down on a weirdly short sink to wash my derriere; it was… strange. But I kinda liked it? Now, I never fully committed to the idea, but that’s about to change.
Clearly, I’m not the only one who noticed this: Bidets sales are through the roof…
